MINDY SMASH

Today's creation was the next installment in the saga of Li'l Mindy, co-written by Kirsten and myself.

If you didn't see the night show from last Brown Bag, then you probably don't know who Li'l Mindy is, and should probably read Extra Special Holiday Surprise by Martin Gutfeldt first.

I'm not going to post it here because I don't want to spoil anything, but here is a preview:

NARRATOR
Okay. (He clears his throat uncomfortably and reads) Li’l Mindy presents… In association with… Li’l Mindy… The long awaited prequel to Extra Special Holiday Surprise… A work of non-fiction by Li’l Mindy: The Origin of All Them Stuffs.

Mindy takes her place center stage.

NARRATOR
In the beginning there was nothing. Then there was Mindy.

MINDY
MINDY SUHMASH!!!!

NARRATOR
But there was nothing around to smash. And so Mindy said:

MINDY
BE THERE LET… STUFFS!!!

NARRATOR
And drew from the void the Heavens and the Earth and all the celestial bodies. (Celestial bodies spin on from the wings) And Mindy saw that it was smashable.

MINDY
MINDY STOMP ON PLANUTZZ.

NARRATOR
But the planets felt no fear, and Mindy could not give chase. And so Mindy said:

MINDY
BE THERE LET AMINULZ!!

Animals of all shape and size enter. Mindy gives chase.

NARRATOR
And drew from the clay of the earth all the animals, and plants for the animals to feed on. And Mindy saw that it was chaseable.

MINDY
MINDY EETZ THU AMINULLLLLZ!!!

Big booty, numbah ten!

Numbah ten, big booty.